Saturday, March 28, 2020

A funny...

I heard a doctor on TV say, to get through the boredom of self isolation, we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives.

I looked around the house to find all the things I've started and hadn't finished. So I finished off a bottle of Merlot,a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Jock Danielas, a butle of wum, tha ramander of a Vallimum scriptun, an a boc of chocletz. Yu haf no idia how frekken fablus I feel rite now. Plese sed this to all whoo ned inner piss an tel em u luvum.

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